TIP #3: Fix yourself up a classic cocktail

Once all atmospheric and comfort concerns are met, you will of course need a beverage. Such are the things of which lo-fi evenings are made of. We recommend only the classics, as they are best consumed in moderation, pleasing the palate, rather than offering an enormous rush of sugar. They also look good, which will add to your sense of stylishness. It is all therapeutic.

A good cocktail should be chilled until your hands are numb, and highly alcoholic, though served in moderate quantity. We highly recomend the Gibson or a nice Sidecar.